My Facebook friends seem to forget that their “friends” can all see the comments they “like”. When you “like” that your friend suggests someone “beat” their ill-behaved child, then comment that you agree with my statement that only stupid people beat their children, I see what you’re doing. When you “like” that your friend called someone the n-word, I no longer believe you when you say you didn’t deserve to have your kids taken away. Kiiinnnd of starting to feel like everyone I know is a piece of shit.
Anonymous asked: Why do you want to know what porn we're into?
I’m joking around, you goof! Basically what I’m saying is that people on Tumblr love to post photos of people fuckin’ and whatnot and that’s weird as hell to me. Keep that shit private like god intended, honey boo boo.
Can the cast of The Mindy Project please recreate this Friends poster? They’re already so close and it would really be something special. Thanks so much, bye bye.
Who is your dad’s cousin’s son to you? Oh, your second cousin? Thanks, WikiAnswers.
So my second cousin’s girlfriend just had a baby boy on the 1st. They named the baby after the father, which is annoying, but yay a baby. So this might be a good time to tell you about his other children.
A few years ago he was dating a girl and she got pregnant with twins. They broke up sometime before or very shortly after the girls were born and she quickly got a new boyfriend. The new boyfriend, and I believe the mother too, were very abusive to the girls. One of the girls has severe brain damage as a result and has had to have multiple surgeries. She has seizures regularly and can only walk and talk very, very minimally. I’m actually not sure that she can talk whatsoever. I don’t really know, because the mother and her boyfriend went to jail for what they did to those girls and the girls have since been adopted by another family. The father (my second cousin) didn’t have the option of getting sole custody because he went to jail for some kind of charge about breaking into an abandoned building and getting high. And his mom couldn’t take the girls because she doesn’t make much money, plus she has young twins of her own and another young child as well.
Obviously every bit of what happened to these girls is awful and tragic and the girl who took the brunt of it will never get to live the life she could have, which is completely unfair and infuriating. Sometimes I’ll think about her sister and just feel like she is going to be the angriest teenager. Her twin sister was made severely mentally disabled because of a couple white trash dumbshits. How will she ever get over that? How could she ever not be angry? Once she gets old enough to understand what was taken from her and her sister she’s going to lose her fucking mind.
So happy to know what kind of porn you’re all into.
Don’t put music that plays automatically on your blog page. This isn’t MySpace.
Kids today have it so easy. When I wanted to post a selfie online as a teenager, I had to use a disposable camera and just hope I looked good in the photos. Do you know how many terrible selfies I got developed at Rite Aid? I can’t just delete those. Then I had to take the useable shots down to Kinko’s where I could scan them. All so I could send a goddamn flattering photo to xXmar86Xx.